A MATCH FOR DUTCH
Dutch’s Story
Join us in making a life-saving difference for two-year-old Dutch Jennings, the beloved nephew of a Williamstown resident and Williams College alumna, Chrissy. Dutch has displayed remarkable resilience in his year-long battle against Leukemia, earning the title of the most courageous 2-year-old we know. Unfortunately, Dutch recently encountered a setback and urgently requires a stem cell treatment. Since none of our family members are compatible donors, we are reaching out to our community for help.
The process to test for compatibility is incredibly simple—a painless mouth swab that you can conveniently perform at home. If you fall within the 18-40 age range and are willing to undergo testing to see if you could be Dutch’s potential match, you can request your own test kit through the following link: [Insert Be The Match Link]. It’s a straightforward procedure with no long-term recovery required, unlike donating an organ.
How it Works
The process to test for compatibility is incredibly simple—a painless mouth swab that you can conveniently perform at home. If you fall within the 18-40 age range and are willing to undergo testing to see if you could be Dutch’s potential match, you can request your own test kit through the following link: [Insert Be The Match Link]. It’s a straightforward procedure with no long-term recovery required, unlike donating an organ.
Answer simple questions about your medical history to make sure you meet health guidelines.
Receive a free cheek swab kit by mail in about 3-7 business days.
Your sample will be tested, and your genetic type will be added to the Be The Match Registry.
Because of the genetic complexity of matching donors to patients, it could be several months or many years before you’re matched to a patient.
Patients and their families are counting on you to keep your promise to donate if needed. You could be someone’s only hope for a cure.
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